Reasons why whales are terrible
Wikipedia tells us why whales suck:
Whales, derived from Proto-Germanic word hwæl, are a widely distributed and diverse group of fully aquatic marine mammals. They comprise the extant families Cetotheriidae (whose only living member is the pygmy right whale), Balaenopteridae (the rorqual
whales), Balaenidae (right whales), Eschrichtiidae (the grey whale), Monodontidae (belugas and narwhals), Physeteridae (the sperm whale), Kogiidae (the dwarf and pygmy sperm whale), and Ziphiidae (the beaked whales).[1][2] There are 40 extant species
of whales. The two suborders of whales, Mysticeti and Odontoceti, are thought to have split up around 34 million years ago.[3] Whales belong to the clade Cetartiodactyla and their closest living relative is the hippo having diverged about 40 million
years ago.
I hate whales because:
- they're smug as fuck
- lose some weight bro
- don't splash my kayak
Whales are gross
- Weird face hole Whales have torpedo shaped bodies with non-existent external ear flaps, flat heads, non-flexible necks, limbs modified into flippers, and a large tail fin. Whale skulls have small eye orbits, long snouts (with the
exception of Monodontids and Ziphiidaes) and eyes placed on the sides of its head.
- Stupid flipper hands Odontocetes, such as the sperm whale, possess teeth with cementum cells overlying dentine cells. Unlike human teeth, which are composed mostly of enamel on the portion of the tooth outside of the gum, whale teeth
have cementum outside the gum. Only in larger whales, where the cementum is worn away on the tip of the tooth, does enamel show. Mysticetes have large whale bone.
Mugshots of criminal whales
Wanted for being a total dick
Wanted for eating all the krill
this one is pretty cool